Given Lockdown 2 is now upon us, our investment management team has been busily scouring investment opportunities and believe we have spotted an amazing opportunity but be quick! We have received “insider information” which has even been picked-up by the BBC! WOW! ACT NOW!
What could these investment opportunities be? We have it on very good regard that there are lots of “numpties” and “irrational thinkers” currently “stock-piling” toilet paper – Wow, toilet paper! Who’d have thought it? Aparently the latest Government research shows that if you keep your botty and nose very clean then you will probably stay Covid-free! Our analysts have predicted a “sudden spike” in sales over the next few days before “becoming depressed” in around 2 weeks-time.
Further research by our in-house team shows that “bog roll maker” Andrex actually foresaw this madness and has amassed over 100 million rolls on stand-by, meaning the “ted-heads” and “roll-insecure” members of society are very misguided. We also believe the modern supply chain will keep up with this excess and irrational demand! Who would have thought it!
As always, get in touch with Financial Fortress to see how your portfolio can benefit from the latest investment trends!